Thursday, January 9, 2014

Well, I guess this is it.


Well guys, I guess this is it. We're all done here.

My real question is, did you ever figure out who's blog this is? I know that I don't get a lot of readers, and more than likely, it's because I just simply didn't appeal to most of the crowd. I get it, there are far better blogs to be reading right now. I'm not offended, I've been reading the same blogs, and wishing that I wrote like they did.

Well, I've decided that I'm not going to tell you who I am. You've likely already figured that out. It's been a real pleasure, and it makes me sad to see this all go. I had this blog as my creative outlet, and I didn't use it to it's full potential, perhaps I'll have another chance down the road.

But for now, it looks like it's back to the world of logic and right-or-wrong answers.

I bid you all, Adieu.

Sunday, December 1, 2013

The Good Ol' days...

He's gone....

The Death of a Blog


This screenshot is from the original game Alan Wake, it seemed to fit the theme of the post here, it's creepy, and dark, like the realization I made.

I made a realization a lot of you have probably already made. I made the realization that, this blog, and all the other blogs I follow on a daily basis, will disappear, in less than 2 months, I don't like that. It scares me to think that it will all be completely obsolete, in a matter of time.

When my blog was one of the things that I have truly enjoyed about this year, it's a horror to see it fade away. I can keep the blog going, but who's to say that I will have an audience anymore? I won't. All who read here now, won't think twice of it soon enough.

It just...leaves a bad feeling in my gut.

Sunday, November 24, 2013

How to Be a Tourist.


It's literally, a map....of Tourist Attractions....in Paris.

I thought it was sort of clever.

anyway, How to be a Tourist:

  • minimal effort on the journal, DO NOT write in the margins, use color, or make anything look cool, the blander the look, the better.
  • ALWAYS turn your journal in late, preferably just after Nelson is done grading all the others.
  • Talk in class, especially when Nelson is crying about a poem and how beautiful it is.
  • Only write 1 blog post a week, and make sure it's really boring.
  • Make sure you don't add any personality to your blog, no music, no quotes, and don't change the background, use the basic ones.
  • Walk into class really late, and make as much noise as you can.
  • When asked to read something, mumble the entire thing, make no attempt to talk clearly and expressively, Nelson will NEVER ask you to read anything again.
  • NEVER comment on other people's blogs, you don't have to, it isn't like Nelson is making us.
  • On indie day, don't dress up, you don't want to look stupid in front of everyone, also, make fun of the people who DID dress up, they probably look stupid anyway.
  • When Nelson shows a video in class, catch some z's. 
  • When doing fun things in class, roll your eyes, and pull out your phone, don't have fun, your better than that.
Follow these steps and you'll be Tourist'ing like a pro!

How to Properly Serve a Watermelon.


This isn't really my post on Instructions, we were just talking about the how to's of things, and I thought it was funny.

(Sorry if you're on the school's network, you might have to do the unthinkable and actually look at blogs at home!)

Sunday, November 17, 2013

Failure Isn't So Bad

Hooray!

I'm a quitter, let's get used to the idea.

When things get hard, I quit, because it's probably harder than what it's worth. When things are easy, I quit, because if it's that easy, it's probably not worth doing. I quit when I'm happy, I quit when I'm sad.

I just quit a lot.

I quit trying to justify myself here.

I'm done with this post.